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dimanche 12 juillet 2015

Pas de courgette anglaise !




I went to the vegetable market to buy potatoes and courgettes. I politely asked the greengrocer :
- Can  I have one kilo potatoes and half a pound courgettes, please.
- You can have all the vegetables you need for your meal, beauty

Wach djab beauty in the middle?
hold your respect, madabik

- Here one kilo potatoes. What else, lovely ?

Beauty, lovely, wach tani ?
moumou doll !

- Half a pound  courgettes, please.
- Half what ?

Half your brain,
yal latrach !

- Courgettes.
- What's that ?

C'est une bouteille
we eat !

- It's a green vegetable which ressembles the cucucombre.
- You mean cucucumber.

Hadi hiya Q.Q
with cherry tomatoes !

- Yes, cucum... cucucumber. Can I have half a pound ?
- Of cucucumbers ?
- No, of the vegetable that looks like cu cu cumber.

Nendeb 
my cheeks !

- I see.You mean zucchini.

Wach qal ?
nothing, don't try to understand !

- Yes, I think it's that.
- Sorry baby. No zucchinis today, but I have cucucumber.

Yssawed
your destiny !

- Ok. Give me half a pound.
- We don't use that currency.

Wach ?
Repeat, repeat you see !

- I know what you use here. What's the problem ?
- You have a problem, cuty. Do you know where you are ?

Pray on Mohamed
yal li tefham bel lambout !

- I know where I am. Thank you for asking. But  you, you couldn't guess that I meant half a kilo.
- Easy,  mylady, here one kilo for free.

A là là  wal banana !
Que faire with one kilo cucomber... euh... comcuber... zmar,   khiar !


















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