I went to the vegetable market to buy potatoes and courgettes. I politely asked the greengrocer :
- Can I have one kilo potatoes and half a pound courgettes, please.
- You can have all the vegetables you need for your meal, beauty
Wach djab beauty in the middle?
hold your respect, madabik
- Here one kilo potatoes. What else, lovely ?
Beauty, lovely, wach tani ?
moumou doll !
- Half a pound courgettes, please.
- Half what ?
Half your brain,
yal latrach !
- Courgettes.
- What's that ?
C'est une bouteille
we eat !
- It's a green vegetable which ressembles the cucucombre.
- You mean cucucumber.
Hadi hiya Q.Q
with cherry tomatoes !
- Yes, cucum... cucucumber. Can I have half a pound ?
- Of cucucumbers ?
- No, of the vegetable that looks like cu cu cumber.
Nendeb
my cheeks !
- I see.You mean zucchini.
Wach qal ?
nothing, don't try to understand !
- Yes, I think it's that.
- Sorry baby. No zucchinis today, but I have cucucumber.
Yssawed
your destiny !
- Ok. Give me half a pound.
- We don't use that currency.
Wach ?
Repeat, repeat you see !
- I know what you use here. What's the problem ?
- You have a problem, cuty. Do you know where you are ?
Pray on Mohamed
yal li tefham bel lambout !
- I know where I am. Thank you for asking. But you, you couldn't guess that I meant half a kilo.
- Easy, mylady, here one kilo for free.
A là là wal banana !
Que faire with one kilo cucomber... euh... comcuber... zmar, khiar !
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